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‘LOUIS THE LAUGH’ BOOKS:



‘In Louis, Pete Johnson has created a boy who makes you laugh out loud.’ 
The Sunday Times





‘You really care about the characters and want to know how Louis’s adventures will pan out – while you laugh your socks off at the same time.’
The Book Trust





‘Pete Johnson is the unsung hero of entertaining writing, delighting both the proficient and reluctant reader.’
Ink Pellet


 

TOP OF THE CLASS
Pete's most popular books in schools



TRAITOR
Exciting thriller acclaimed for its anti-bullying themes. A highly popular class reader.

‘Pete Johnson’s skilfully written dialogue taking us into the story on the first page.’ 
The Bookseller

Book Club notes available on Traitor page.

 

 


HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PARENTS
Best-selling comedy about ‘parent fatigue,’ introduces Pete’s most popular character - Louis.
A highly popular class read.

Children who read it will chortle away, feel better about themselves and have lots of jokes to tell.’
The Sunday Times

 

 


THE GHOST DOG
Award-winning spooky tale about the power of imagination. A big favourite and great stimulus for creative writing.

‘An incredibly enjoyable book … from a very accomplished writer.’
Books for Keeps

 


HOW TO UPDATE YOUR PARENTS
Highly topical comedy about technology and social media addiction. Already proving a favourite with book groups.

‘How to Update your Parents provides a fresh outlook on the subject … in a thoroughly entertaining way.’
Lovereading4kids

 


DIARY OF AN (UN)TEENAGER
Brilliantly observed comedy about becoming a teenager. A highly popular class reader, great for reluctant readers.

‘This is a very promising look at the slightly uncomfortable transition phase between childhood and adolescence. A compelling read.’
Book Trust

 

 


TRUST ME, I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
Award-winning comedy about Archie, who thinks he’s too ‘mature’ for school. All the pupils find him unbearable especially Miranda, the class trouble-maker. Widely regarded as one of Pete’s best comedies.

‘This is a cleverly crafted, fast-flowing comedy and the more subtle lessons in growing up and trying to change people won’t be lost either.’
Carousel

 

 


AVENGER
Award-winning thriller about bullying – interesting follow-up to ‘Traitor.  A gripping, challenging read.

‘This is a powerful tool for considering the causes of inadequacy and bullying and how bullies and their victims can both face them and conquer them.’
Book Trust

 

 


MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
What happens when your parents ask for tips about being cool? Much-loved Louis comedy – a big hit with pupils – and adults. Yields great discussions.

‘A brilliant look at family life today. A hilarious story which will appeal to boys and girls alike.’
Parents in Touch


Book Club notes available on ‘My Parents Are out of Control’ page.

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 ‘In FAKING IT it’s a welcome change to have first steps in the DATING GAME from a boy's point of view … Pete Johnson is a wickedly funny writer.’ MAIL ON SUNDAY  Click here to read more about the hilarious love story ‘FAKING IT.’
 ‘I LOVE ALL THE BOOKS IN THE LOUIS THE LAUGH SERIES . . . THANK YOU PETE JOHNSON FOR BRINGING HOW TO FOOL YOUR PARENTS INTO THE WORLD.’ Amazon review 5th February 2018

LOUIS THE LAUGH celebrates his 16th year in print

With 16 of his favourite jokes
(placed next to the books they appear in)

     
What goes? tick, tick, woof, woof?
A dog marking homework.

First candle:    ‘What shall we do tonight then?’
Second candle: ‘I was thinking of going out.’

What did the wig say when it was blowing across the street?
‘I’m off my head.’

 
     
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept.

What did his parents say to the boy ghost?
Spook when you’re spoken to.

Why did the scout feel dizzy?
Because he did so many good turns.

 
     
A man is driving along with three penguins in the back of their car. Then a policeman stops him and says. ‘ You should take them to the Zoo.’
He says he will.
But the next day the policeman stops the car again and there are the three penguins again, only this time one of them is wearing sunglasses.
‘I thought I told you to take those penguins to the Zoo,’ said the policeman.
‘So I did,’ said the man and now I’m taking them to the seaside.’
 
     
What does a monster eat after he’s had his teeth out?
The Dentist.

What is the fastest part of a car?
The Dashboard.

What’s an IG?
A snow house without a loo.

What do  you call a Gangsta Snowman?
Frost – T.

 
     
Which King had a noisy bottom?
Richard The Lionfart.

What type of boats do vampires use?
Blood Vessels.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

 
     
AND ‘TWO’ EXTRA JOKES  ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

Which game do monsters love best?
HIDE AND SHRIEK

What do you call a monster who never blows his nose?
THE BOGEY MAN!

Smile on
Your friend
Louis the Laugh

P.S. Happy birthday to me

 
     
 

 

‘Louis the Laugh’ celebrates his 16th year in print in February

MY FRIEND LOUIS THE LAUGH

Pete’s latest blog

 
The strangest thing about Louis is, originally he wasn’t supposed to be in ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PARENTS’ at all  – or ‘The Trouble with Parents,’ as I called it first.

Louis and I met after I’d written the opening thirty pages of ‘The Trouble with Parents.’ I read those pages with such a sinking heart. I was certain there was a good idea here – children suffering from what they called ‘parent fatigue,’ but none of the characters jumped off the page. They were shadowy and vague and I just couldn’t make them talk.

I thought and thought about how I could bring them alive. But I found myself at a dead end until in my head I spotted a newcomer. He just appeared out of nowhere. A boy with jug ears grinning away at me with such a wide smile it took over his whole face.
        
Yes, that was Louis.

I liked him instantly and I knew him instantly. He was the class clown, never wanting to be serious about anything – and yet unexpectedly very determined about one thing – making his dream of being a comedian come true.

Soon I was listening to Louis bantering away with his parents. He was so funny and you know what? I didn’t seem to be doing anything, I was only eavesdropping.

Next day I ‘overheard’ Louis talking to someone else – Maddy. The twelve year old who becomes his agent and also teaches him the four secrets of parent training. They were magic together. A brilliant team.

I knew now what I had to do next.

I ripped up every one of those first thirty pages and all those shadowy characters melted away forever. While Louis – and Maddy took over the book, now called, ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PARENTS.’

It became my first ever-international best-seller. I went on to write other award-winning comedies. But ‘How to Train your Parents’ outsold them all – and pupils, teachers and librarians kept asking me when was Louis coming back?

‘I don’t do series,’ I replied. And I didn’t, then. For an incredible ten years I resisted all calls to bring Louis back. I wasn’t just being stubborn. I was scared. Everyone loved, ‘How to Train Your Parents’ so much that whatever I wrote next about Louis would never match it – and could only disappoint.

But finally Louis the Laugh and I reunited. Once again we hit it off instantly and ‘My Parents Are Out of Control,’ became another best-seller. Three more books narrated by Louis have followed.

We are truly old friends now which is just as well as he accompanies me into every school, library and bookshop I visit. Who is Louis really? Can I meet him? Is he like you at all? Did you ever have a friend like Louis? The questions rain down about him. People seem far more curious about him than me! I was even asked once if Louis was on Instagram. He really has taken on a life of his own.

And occasionally, I remember that very first meeting with Louis and the way he just popped into in my head. Where on earth had he come from? And did I find him or did he find me? Honestly, I don’t know.

But huge thanks for sixteen fabulous years in print.

You really have changed my life.

Smile on Louis.
                            

COMING SOON: LOUIS THE LAUGH’S FAVOURITE JOKES AND . . .

THE GREAT LOUIS THE LAUGH QUIZ!

SAVE AN INCREDIBLE 28% ON
‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PARENTS’

Those super people at WORDERY are celebrating the very first Louis the Laugh adventure with this amazing promotion.

Click here to buy ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PARENTS’ FOR £4.98 (SAVE £2.01)

 

 

 

 


Pete is a popular visitor to schools and libraries


He gives lively, interactive talks and is happy with large groups.

Pete is best known for being a gripping story-teller.

He reads extracts from his books . . .

. . . and promotes reading for pleasure.

If you would like Pete to visit your school or library, please click here.

With special thanks to the brilliant Lockers Park School.

HOT READS 


 

Latest Amazon review:
‘I bought ‘Diary of an (Un)teenager’ for my 13 year old reluctant reader grandson for Christmas. He read it from cover to cover in one read. The first book ever read in one go for him. He asked me to get him the sequel – ‘Return of the (UN)Teenager.’   Amazon review 17th January 2018

The Ghost Dog cover  

‘THE GHOST DOG’ is the first book to ever win THE STOCKTON CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE YEAR AWARD.

PETE WON AGAIN FOR ‘THE CREEPER.’ HE IS THE ONLY AUTHOR TO HAVE WON THE STOCKTON AWARD TWICE . . . AND ON SATURDAY 24TH MARCH PETE RETURNS TO STOCKTON FOR TWO SPECIAL EVENTS, AS STOCKTON CELEBRATES TWENTY YEARS OF THIS TOP AWARD.

 

‘HOW TO FOOL YOUR PARENTS’
LAUNCHES IN GERMANY

Last year ‘HOW TO UPDATE YOUR PARENTS’ made so many pupils laugh, in Germany, that leading German publisher arsEdition announced it was one of their best sellers.

So hopes are high for the launch of the latest Louis The Laugh book, ‘HOW TO FOOL YOUR PARENTS’ in Germany. Pete says, ‘The new German cover is brilliant. And I am thrilled that all five Louis the Laugh books are now available in Germany in these highly collectable, hard-back editions from arsEdition.’



  "It was a fabulous event – my best ever launch." Click here for Pete's blog about the launch of MY PARENTS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY’ at The Crucible Theatre, Sheffield.  

 

Pete’s all-time favourite children’s book is ‘101 Dalmatians’ by Dodie Smith, so he is delighted to have his picture taken at The Spotted Dog in Flamstead.